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The world has a cruel way of acknowledging genius only after someone has died. Tragically, this means that the gifted individual in question rarely gets to enjoy the fruits of his labors, but I’m not signing up for that… Right here, right now, you can show your appreciation for my peculiar shade of genius by donating some money to the “Make Jason’s Life Rock!” fund, the proceeds of which will be used to make my life rock just a little bit harder. A happier Jason means a lot more weirdness that you can enjoy via the Web…
Come on, you know you have some extra cash just lying around that you’ll probably waste somehow; your time is too valuable to waste spending excess money, so just send your disposable income to me to waste for you.
As a bonus, donors who make contributions over $20 will get a plug on my blog about how magnanimous and awesome they truly are, a personal “thanks for being awesome!” email from me, and a HUGE bump in your karma points. Donations $100 and up will also get a report of just what your money has done for me; expect something like a list of delivery pizza orders and receipts for electronics.
Come on, share the wealth! It’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I promise!
